Galactic Registry
of Earth's Padawans

Official census, approved by the Jedi Council (and the girlfriend).

Padawans registered: – Earth population: 8.2 billion Best in class: Batch
Batch on the leg press
Padawan #1 Β· Chosen One

Batch 🐾

Species
Tabby cat, living-room ninja
Jedi Master
Pai
Training
Muay Thai + leg day (never skipped)
Leg press
40 kg without breaking a sweat
Weapon
Red lightsaber (matching bandana)
Side of the Force
Light… except at 4 a.m.
Force level

"Small cat, big spirit. ΰΈͺΰΈΉΰΉ‰ΰΉ„ΰΈ‘ΰΉˆΰΈ–ΰΈ­ΰΈ’ β€” never back down." β€” Batch

All registered padawans

No padawan found. Maybe they're meditating.